"Perhaps, when a man has special knowledge and special powers like my own, it rather encourages him to seek a complex explanation when a simpler one is at hand."
Sherlock Holmes (The Adventure of the Abbey Grange)
"An extraordinary amount of arrogance is present in any claim of having been the first in inventing something."
Benoit Mandelbrot
"Guys, it’s just music. At the end of the day, nobody dies. Can you imagine doing brain surgery?"
Ken Lam-Conductor at Brevard Music Center
This Is My Brain On Me: I love it so much I might vomit.
Has anyone ever noticed that the more anyone likes something, the more disgusting and inappropriate the reaction?
Example 1.A:
Oh em gee. I’m going to see Lang Lang live with the New York Philharmonic on Friday night. I’ve sitting orchestra center. If it got anymore exciting I would vomit.
No one ever associates excitement and happiness with vomiting. Under no circumstances is vomiting an exciting act, not even when you’re trying to make yourself skinny.
"If I were assured of your eventual destruction I would, in the interests of the public, cheerfully accept my own."
Sherlock Holmes (The Final Problem)
I’m forwarding Chris Weed’s address, as well as this incriminating evidence to the FCC.
(Source: chrisweedboygenius)
My dog is currently in the hospital having an operation. She had get impregnated and the puppy died inside of her. When they opened her up they found a tumor… please pray for her!
"I had no idea that such individuals exist outside of stories."
Dr. Watson about Sherlock Holmes
"Bay like truck. firetruck. Fire make water on fire. Wheel. Truck red. Shiny asplode big fire. Bay camera on make."
~Michael Bay
